Month: June 2006

Wanna make your Wife happy? Checkout this game which I got in e-mail from a friend, its really very funny.
Play this game now, here are the rules.

RULES

1. Do something she likes and u get points.
2. Do something she dislikes and u get minus points.
3. No points for doing something she expects.{Sorry, but that’s the way it is.}
4. The scores are reset at midnight daily, so don’t rest on past laurels.
5. Negative scores are not reset, they remain for life {and the aftermath}.

Here are some samples,

Simple Duties:-
1. U make the bed = +1
2. U leave the toilet seat up = -3
3. U check out a suspicious noise at night = 0
4. U check it out and it’s something = +3
5. U pummel it with an iron rod = +5
6. It’s her father = -10
7. U develop a noticeable potbelly = -5
8. U workout to get rid of it = +3
9. U develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and Hawaiian shirts = -10.

Communication:-

1. She wants to talk, u listen, for over 30 mnts = +5.
2. U listen 4 over 30 mnts without looking at the TV = +10.
3. She realises this is becoz u have fallen asleep = -20

Social Engagements:-

1. U stay by her side the entire party = 0
2. When mingling, U hold her hand lovingly = +3
3. When she points towards a good-looking woman & asks if she’s attractive, you say, " Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as U" = +10
4. That woman is her sister = -20
5. U go to a mall, drop her off at the entrance, then park the car = + 15
6. U spend the time shopping with her & pretend to like it = + 10
7. Most of ur shopping is chips & beer = -20
8. U visit her parents & make conversation = +3
9. U visit her parents & stare vacantly at the TV = -15
10 And the TV is OFF = -30

Father’s day is around the corner everywhere. The United States is one of the few countries in the world that has an
official day on which fathers are honored by their children. On the
third Sunday in June, fathers all across the United States are given
presents, treated to dinner or otherwise made to feel special.
I donno how father’s feel around, since I can still feel only as a son.
But I guess to be a good father you just need to love your child to the core, i.e., just be a father. Of course sacrifices hafta be made, you dont get to
go out for much parties, hang out and many many more. With all the time saved from all
those *extra-curriculum activites* you spend it with your child, teach
him, guide him, shape him, mould him so he would grow up to be a
healthy person both physically and mentally. I would like to remember my Father on this day and would like to thank him for all the sacrifices and hope he has given me.

Happy Father’s Day to all blog reading DADs and to Fathers all over the world!!

Check the homepage of Borland and Mercury, don’t they look similiar?
It seems they hired the same designer 🙂