Make your Wife happy

Wanna make your Wife happy? Checkout this game which I got in e-mail from a friend, its really very funny.
Play this game now, here are the rules.

RULES

1. Do something she likes and u get points.
2. Do something she dislikes and u get minus points.
3. No points for doing something she expects.{Sorry, but that’s the way it is.}
4. The scores are reset at midnight daily, so don’t rest on past laurels.
5. Negative scores are not reset, they remain for life {and the aftermath}.

Here are some samples,

Simple Duties:-
1. U make the bed = +1
2. U leave the toilet seat up = -3
3. U check out a suspicious noise at night = 0
4. U check it out and it’s something = +3
5. U pummel it with an iron rod = +5
6. It’s her father = -10
7. U develop a noticeable potbelly = -5
8. U workout to get rid of it = +3
9. U develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and Hawaiian shirts = -10.

Communication:-

1. She wants to talk, u listen, for over 30 mnts = +5.
2. U listen 4 over 30 mnts without looking at the TV = +10.
3. She realises this is becoz u have fallen asleep = -20

Social Engagements:-

1. U stay by her side the entire party = 0
2. When mingling, U hold her hand lovingly = +3
3. When she points towards a good-looking woman & asks if she’s attractive, you say, " Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as U" = +10
4. That woman is her sister = -20
5. U go to a mall, drop her off at the entrance, then park the car = + 15
6. U spend the time shopping with her & pretend to like it = + 10
7. Most of ur shopping is chips & beer = -20
8. U visit her parents & make conversation = +3
9. U visit her parents & stare vacantly at the TV = -15
10 And the TV is OFF = -30